joaniepepperoni:

oh my god am I going to go EXTINCT??

Every time I see this I think it says “touching yourself with sad music”. Every. Time.

Dear people of tumblr.
I need some good books to read. Something that would make me question myself. I need something to make me do some deep thinking. John Green is already on my list.
Help me out.

This shirt means a lot to me.
I bought it back when I was 13 or 14, overweight, and I told myself I’d be able to wear it someday.
I proved myself right. :’)
I gave peace a chance.

Flutes: I only hear the piccolo. Everyone else bring that out.
Clarinets: I need a lot more of you. Use more air.
Saxes: Saxes, you’re honking.
Low reeds: you’ll have to bring that part out. The tuba can’t do all the work.
French horns: Get on your pitch!
Baritones/Trombone: that’s an important part. I don’t know why you’re having trouble with that sixteenth note run.
Tuba: You’re slowing down. Take that up an octave. Oh now I can’t hear you. Pedal it.
Trumpets: oh come on that’s only a g above the staff. Man up.
Percussion: if you mess up that digga dut dut triplet flam roll dut bzzz diddle again you’re out of rehearsal. Why don’t we have people on the timpani part?!

the-band-dictionary:

Submitted by anon.

Why is the m upside down?

epic-humor:

Click here if you’re awkward!

I got on tumblr because I was sad.
A post made me laugh and now I feel better. :)

nerdycommunity:

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